The Dallas Cowboys came up with a hilarious way to announce their 2026 NFL schedule. In the satirical sketch, the three offensive linemen, Tyler Smith, Tyler Booker, and Tyler Guyton, came together to form a fictional unit named “Tyler Intelligence Agency.” 

The three Tylers started going over their plans for the season, revealing how they had several “Tylers” infiltrating the opponent teams either as players or coaches.

Ironically, some of the so-called “Tylers” were not even named Tyler, which Smith, Booker, and Guyton pointed out. They also made puns regarding players’ names and roasted teams by referring to controversies surrounding their players.

One such case was the LA Rams and their rookie quarterback, Ty Simpson. Booker, who is close friends with Simpson in real life, alluded to their bonding, remarking, “ I have been working on this for years.” 

The other Tylers pitched in and alluded to rumors regarding the Rams' head coach being dissatisfied with Simpson joining the Rams.

They further roasted Simpson by pointing out that star QB Matthew Stafford had not reached out to the rookie. Booker played the role of an evil mastermind, revealing that he had asked Simpson to get close to Stafford’s family instead.

“I told him to get close with Matthew and his family. When our game comes up, he’s a little more distracted than usual. We have this game in the bag, guys!” said Booker, while the Smith and Guyton nodded approvingly.

This was a reference to Simpson’s interview following the 2026 Draft, when he admitted that while Stafford had not contacted him, he had gotten a welcome text from Stafford’s wife, Kelly. Kelly Stafford had asked Simpson to let her know if he or his family needed any kind of help.

The comment about Stafford being distracted was a backhanded compliment to his skills, suggesting that the QB needed to be distracted for the Cowboys to dominate the Rams.

It was also a cheeky reference to a controversy surrounding his wife from their college days.

The Tyler Intelligence Agency agreed that Ty Simpson “may be the chosen one” and joked that he would be “a full Tyler in no time.”

The Cowboys took the opportunity to not only reveal their matchups but also showed off their sense of humor. While it did include a little friendly dragging between rivals, the satirical sketch was peppered with backhanded compliments to opponents and “Tyler” puns galore.

What Makes The Dallas Cowboys' 2026 Schedule So Difficult?

The Cowboys have quite a difficult schedule this season, with Week 1 pitting them against the Giants in New York. Five of their first seven games will have them on the road, including Week 3 against the Baltimore Ravens, which will be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

According to heavy.com, the Cowboys will be playing Week 4 against the Texans in Houston on Sunday, followed by a Week 5 home game against Tampa Bay on Thursday. Weeks 6 and 7 will be no easier, with matches against the Packers and the Eagles lined up. 

Additionally, Dallas will get their bye week in Week 14, which means the team will have thirteen matches before the break. The back-to-back matches and frequent travel are bound to cause fatigue, making training and games grueling for the players.

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